[Intro] C G Bb F Fm C G ........................... [Verse 1] C G She always said if something ever Bb F Happened to me she would never
Fm C Fall in love again.. G What a waste C G We always said we'd go together Bb F But if I'm just half of her forever Fm C This goes out to whoever G Takes my place [Chorus] C G She don't give 2 cents about money Bb F Likes a little coffee in her honey Fm C Let her sleep late as she wants Dm G Home is her favorite restaurant C G Don't you dare come home if you're hammered E7 Am Better watch your mouth and your grammar F She loves babies, hates glitter G You better shave before you kiss her F Fm C And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her [Verse 2] C G She's insecure about her legs, right Bb F Something wrong with her hair, right
Fm C Just tell her she's crazy (crazy) G Even though she won't believe you, nah C G Best advice I can give you, brother Bb F Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother Fm C Even though she does sometimes.. G It's gonna be our little secret [Chorus] C G She don't give 2 cents about money Bb F Likes a little coffee in her honey Fm C Let her sleep late as she wants Dm G Home is her favorite restaurant C G Don't you dare come home if you're hammered E7 Am Better watch your mouth and your grammar F She loves babies, hates glitter G You better shave before you kiss her F Fm C And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her [Bridge] G Make her feel better Am Say something funny F Say something 'bout the weather C G Tell her wherever I am, I'm good F And if she thinkin' she can love again She should understood [Verse 3] C G Orchids, that's her favorite flower
Bb F Don't ever watch "The Office" without her Fm C After church, she gonna talk G Her favorite season is football [Guitar Solo] C G Bb F Fm C G ........................... [Chorus] C G She don't give 2 cents about money Bb F Likes a little coffee in her honey Fm C Let her sleep late as she wants Dm G Home is her favorite restaurant C G Don't you dare come home if you're hammered E7 Am Better watch your mouth and your grammar F She loves babies, hates glitter G You better shave before you kiss her F Fm C And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her [Outro] C G Bb F Fm C G ...........................