G Wanda is a woman she works down the hall D Shows up on time, shes like balls to the wall Em She went out to lunch with her High School Friends, C bout three hours later she came rollin' back in,
G Well the boss man really jumped her, D Son he wasn't joking, Em Everybody in the office C knew Wanda had been smokin' G That old Wacky Tobaccy, D When you feel it creeping up on you, Em That old Wacky Tobaccy, C Kick back and let it do what it do G Know you can two tote her, D you can one hit him, Em puff it in a pipe and you can twist it in a stem, C you can bake it in some brownies, G smoke it through a Bong, D roll up a great big fat one like ol' Cheech and Chong, Em Burn it through a hole, C in a can of Budweiser, if you can't take the heat son vaporizer G That old Wacky Tobaccy, D When you feel it creeping up on you,
Em That old Wacky Tobaccy, C Kick back and let it do what it do G D Now Do What You Do Em C Oh Yeah G You got your Mexican and Jamaican with those buds of blue, D Humboldt County and Hydroponic too, Em Okeechobee Purple from down in the C South and that ol' stuff your uncle smokes G 'ill give you cotton mouth, D Homegrown is healthy, Em synthetic can kill ya, C my all time favorite is G That old Wacky Tobaccy, D When you feel it creeping up on you, Em That old Wacky Tobaccy, C Kick back and let it do what it do