[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I'm finally on the up and up
G
A little 401K
G
Traded in my trailer park
G
For a neighborhood with a gate
C
Queen finally got her castle
C
Last one on the right, you can't miss it
G
Upgraded from the barbed wire
G
Now I got a nice picket
[Pre-Chorus]
G D
I can play high class all day
F C
But some things never change
[Chorus]
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I can't hide it in a closet
C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
G
I always know there's treasure
D
Buried somewhere in the junk
G
I can keep it clean on Sundays
C
And keep the lights and water on
G D G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
[Verse 2]
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Carnations from the flowerbed
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In a whiskey bottle vase
G
Cadillac on a cinder block
G
Duct tape on every other thing
C
Real ferns in the sunroom
C
Bug zapper by the screen
G
Dog hair on the Restoration Hardware
G
Who says you can't have nice things
[Chorus]
G
I can't hide it in a closet
C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
G
I always know there's treasure
D
Buried somewhere in the junk
G
I can keep my roots from showing
C
But I'm still dishwater blonde
G D G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
[Solo]
G D F C
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G D F C
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[Bridge]
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New money old habits
G
Love seat in the plastic
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Steak fingers in a basket
G
New money old habits
[Chorus]
G
I can't hide it in a closet
C
I can't stuff it in a trunk
G
I always know there's treasure
D
Buried somewhere in the junk
G
I can keep it clean on Sundays
C
And keep the lights and water on
G D G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
G
Got more rooms than the Joneses
C
Ya'll and I'm still adding on
G D G
But I can't keep my white trash off the lawn
G G G
I'm finally on the up and up