[Verse 1]
C
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Am
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
F C
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
C
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
Am
I must admit it don't sound fun
F C
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink
[Pre-Chorus]
G
He cheated, he's a villain
G
And you know I'd help you kill him
[Chorus]
C Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F C
Hard time ain't our kind of living
C
And I don't want to talk about
Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
F C
We're way too pretty for prison
[Verse 2]
C
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Am
Arsenic in his lemonade
F
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
C PAUSE
But we ain't gonna do it
(She ain't gonna do it)
C
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
Am
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
F
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
C
We should put him through it
(Don't put him through it)
[Pre-Chorus]
G
He cheated, he's a villain
G
So let's hire somebody to kill him
[Chorus]
C Am
cause we're way too pretty for prison
F C
Hard time ain't our kind of living
C
And I don't want to talk about
Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
F C
We're way too pretty for prison
C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
F
La de da da
La de da da
C
La de da da da
[Bridge]
G
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
G
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
G
That lack of waxing situation
Oh oh
[Chorus]
C Am
cause we're way too pretty for prison
F C
Hard time ain't our kind of living
C
And I don't want to talk about
Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
F C
We're way too pretty for prison
C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
F
La de da da
La de da da
C
La de da da da
