[Verse 1] C They don't have rhinestone ball and chains Am Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay F C The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
C We'd stick out like two bottled blondes Am I must admit it don't sound fun F C For fifteen girls to have to share one sink [Pre-Chorus] G He cheated, he's a villain G And you know I'd help you kill him [Chorus] C Am But we're way too pretty for prison F C Hard time ain't our kind of living C And I don't want to talk about Am The way those jumpsuits wash us out F C We're way too pretty for prison [Verse 2] C Antifreeze and Gatorade Am Arsenic in his lemonade F Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes C PAUSE But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it) C Yeah, we've been watching too much TV Am You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
F But if we ask 'em they'd both agree C We should put him through it (Don't put him through it) [Pre-Chorus] G He cheated, he's a villain G So let's hire somebody to kill him [Chorus] C Am cause we're way too pretty for prison F C Hard time ain't our kind of living C And I don't want to talk about Am The way those jumpsuits wash us out F C We're way too pretty for prison C La de da da da (La de da da da) Am La de da da da (La de da da da) F La de da da La de da da C La de da da da [Bridge] G Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions G No Sun Tan City, not to mention G That lack of waxing situation Oh oh [Chorus] C Am cause we're way too pretty for prison
F C Hard time ain't our kind of living C And I don't want to talk about Am The way those jumpsuits wash us out F C We're way too pretty for prison C La de da da da (La de da da da) Am La de da da da (La de da da da) F La de da da La de da da C La de da da da