[Intro] C Am Dm G ............ [Verse 1] C I hope your Granny runs out of cornbread Am I hope an acorn hits you in the head Dm I hope your sweet tea runs out of ice
G I hope you end up alone tonight C I hope your beer comes out to be warm Am I hope you lay in a yard of thorns Dm I hope he meets his cousin and loves her more G I hope you burn your marshmallow roast in s'mores (Yeehaw) C I hope your car goes in a lake Am Hope your bird, dog gets bit by a snake Dm I hope your farm gets sold to a guy G With the first name Jake C And I hope he tells you you're tacky Am While he is walking around in his Khakis Dm 'Cause I know he's a city slicker G I hope he falls in love with your sister [Verse 2] C I hope your pops tells you he don't love you Am Puts a stripper above you Dm I hope Duck Dynasty don't show up G On your TV tonight (Bitch) C Hope you run out of your wifi, Am While you're scrolling through SyFy
Dm I hope that one night he gets you pregnant G And you and him end up on Maury [Verse 3] C I hope by now you miss me Am Dm I hope you know you did me wrong G You did me wrong (You did) C I hope you know I loved you, Am I gave you everything Dm I hope you see me down the road G And it takes you down memory lane C I hope you remember our first date, Am Turned your best day into your worst day Dm I hope that your sunshine goes and G Turns to a rainy day C Am .....