[Intro]
C Am Dm G
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[Verse 1]
C
I hope your Granny runs out of cornbread
Am
I hope an acorn hits you in the head
Dm
I hope your sweet tea runs out of ice
G
I hope you end up alone tonight
C
I hope your beer comes out to be warm
Am
I hope you lay in a yard of thorns
Dm
I hope he meets his cousin and loves her more
G
I hope you burn your marshmallow roast in s'mores (Yeehaw)
C
I hope your car goes in a lake
Am
Hope your bird, dog gets bit by a snake
Dm
I hope your farm gets sold to a guy
G
With the first name Jake
C
And I hope he tells you you're tacky
Am
While he is walking around in his Khakis
Dm
'Cause I know he's a city slicker
G
I hope he falls in love with your sister
[Verse 2]
C
I hope your pops tells you he don't love you
Am
Puts a stripper above you
Dm
I hope Duck Dynasty don't show up
G
On your TV tonight (Bitch)
C
Hope you run out of your wifi,
Am
While you're scrolling through SyFy
Dm
I hope that one night he gets you pregnant
G
And you and him end up on Maury
[Verse 3]
C
I hope by now you miss me
Am Dm
I hope you know you did me wrong
G
You did me wrong (You did)
C
I hope you know I loved you,
Am
I gave you everything
Dm
I hope you see me down the road
G
And it takes you down memory lane
C
I hope you remember our first date,
Am
Turned your best day into your worst day
Dm
I hope that your sunshine goes and
G
Turns to a rainy day
C Am
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