featuring Toby Keith and Hardy.
[Intro]
This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes
[Verse 1]
G
I hate beer and honky-tonk women
C D
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
G
And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
D
Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line
G
And I think sweet tea is overrated
C D
And all the roads were made for paving
G D G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
[Chorus]
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
D
But I don't wanna earn a dime
G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
G D G
This is the worst country song of all time
[Verse 2]
Second verse goes
G
I think trucks are a waste of gas
C D
If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause
G
My momma never whipped my ass
D
I guess she never tried
G
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
C D
I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
G D G
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
[Chorus]
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
D
But I don't wanna earn a dime
G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
G D G
This is the worst country song of all time
[Instrumental]
G C G D
.................
G C G D G
..................
[Bridge]
And the bridge goes
G
I'm too good for solo cups
C G
Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
G
Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
D
How you like that saxophone?
G
Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
C G
And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
G
And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
D
I know your favorite song
And it goes like
[Chorus]
G
I love cities and traffic jams
C
I don't want a house on a piece of land
G
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
D
But I don't wanna earn a dime
G
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
C
I think we should change the American flag, yeah
G D G
This is the worst country song of all time